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September 2005 - And again May 2007 - Rising gas prices? Laugh at them! We'll help you:

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Jay Leno joke (more or less as told 8/31): The movie the March of the Penguins... why are they marching? Because they can't afford to drive! 		  gas price cartoon
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More gasoline price humor:


  • The old day trading? Stocks. The new day trading? Buy 10 gallons of gas in the morning, sell it at night for 10% profit. (over 3600% annualized income!)
  • There was a high-maintenance woman who begged her husband to take her somewhere expensive for a change? So, he drove her to the priciest gas station in town.
  • Fast changing prices - The guy who changes the prices on the sign doesn't go up and down the ladder all day to change the numbers... he lives up there (Leno joke). And (Our joke) then there is the good samaritan who is stealing all of the ladders from the gas stations in his town.



    Coming later will be gas cartoons (here's one we found ) and movies (Flash). You can see a funny movie at Jeggy.com

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